- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

If you're reading this, you can read.

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Woman's rights.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

my captcha says : forkin chickens

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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