What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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