- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Why did the jew die Really...

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I have Alzheimer. What?

5

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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