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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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