A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Obama

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Minecraft.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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since when?

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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GONNA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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