So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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This is an anti-joke.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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