Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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