- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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