Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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GONNA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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The WNBA.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Guess What! HI!

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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Mrs. Welsh

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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