Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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where are you?

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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