A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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19th amendment

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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