- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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