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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

What is White over Black? Society.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

Your Mom.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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