A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Seth stock has a large penis

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

The cow went moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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