What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Woman's rights

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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Gianni

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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