A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Spotto

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

hey bill!

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

Pickles

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

When life throws you lemons, duck.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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