- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Jason Connor.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

Why did he die? He was sick.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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