If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Strawberries!

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Penis

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Women Driving.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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