What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Spotto

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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