Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Penis

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Strawberries!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

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