- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

she wasn't 18

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

What's the deal with airline food?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

I was born.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What is 2+2? 4!

Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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