Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Women's rights

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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thermodynamics?

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man boobs

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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