Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Heartlight

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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