Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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This one sucks!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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