A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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Johnson stops eating

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Why couldn't little Jessica open the door? It was locked

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Anti Joke

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