- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Knock, Knock. Come In.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Michael Castillo is gay

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What's the difference between a duck?

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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