A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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obama leadership

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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