Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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An old lady walks into a bar. She was the janitor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Knock knock. Death.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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