Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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The Game.

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This is not an anti joke.

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wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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