- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

I need a good anti joke....

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...