dead battery come on down

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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a ginger has a soul

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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