What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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porn-hub

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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shea kisses a girl

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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Gay's rights

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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