Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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