- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

19th amendment

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Zach Barlow

why did the puppy poop? he had too

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

The Game.

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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