- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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