- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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Your time.

What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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