An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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Anti Joke

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