Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

whats black? a black man

What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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