I'm a raging homosexual.

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

God is real

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

Gays

Why did I get raped

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Pen15

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Wheelchair high jump

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Trolololollolololololololololololololol

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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