a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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thumbs up!

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Wade

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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Women's rights.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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Anti Joke

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