Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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