Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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Follow the Yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road........except it's not yellow.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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