Kendall and Nick Fredick

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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