A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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