A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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justin bieber

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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