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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

bitches be crafty.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

my namew is jd

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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