Bloody kids ...

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

19th amendment

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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