- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

A black man in a country bar.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

Yo mamas so fat

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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