Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Trashcan!

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An asian without a future.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Anti Joke

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