Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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