why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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