- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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