- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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