- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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