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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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dead battery come on down

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