Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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