Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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terry stockton is straight

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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