How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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knock knock come in

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-BD0nWgoIw

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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