What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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mark is mark

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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