What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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s e m e n

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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Anti Joke

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