A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Obama

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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hey bill!

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wood cant chuck wood

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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