- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

Womens Rights.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

Womens rights.

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Woman's Rights

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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