Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Toaster

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Iggy Azalea

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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whats black? a black man

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women's rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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