what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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terry stockton is straight

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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