What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Trashcan!

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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