What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Womens' Rights

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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