- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why do you care?

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

whats the best thing about polio...death

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