Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

Welcome to die!

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

hi corey

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

Knock, knock. *answers door*

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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