- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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