the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

A man made a sandwich.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

where are you?

Not Steve Jobs

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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