I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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fack me!

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Knock knock. Death.

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