- Anti Joke

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

Meow.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.