- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Meow.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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