Guess what? Holocaust

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

Your social life.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Hi? No!!!!!

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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