Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

If life throws you melons... ouch

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

WNBA

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...