A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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Tim and Eric

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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