- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

Type 2 diabetics

Knock knock. Is someone there?

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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