What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Pen15

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Womens Rights.

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