- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Kathy Griffin.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Punch line.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

knock knock Come in!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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