This sentence is false.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

I have Alzheimer. What?

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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