A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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So. The gays. ...

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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soccor

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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