A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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I said I hate niiggers

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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