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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Yes!

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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colby doesnt shave

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I can't see my forehead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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