what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Mindfuck: They call you a patient where medics are because they do not want you to become impatient. The Coronel is the Kernel of the army (coronel sounds a lot like coronel no?) Sergeant = Sir gent. as in Sir gentle(man) Ok, so if you experience insanity one day, does that make you insane forever? In that case I was born and will die hungry and thirsty. Sigmund Freud= Sickman fraud. General: The guy you should generally listen to if you are in the army. 3.14 ratebay = PIRATE BAY! Why is Satan the antichrist, humans killed him :P Satan only "tempted his thirsty brother with water at the desert" Jesus showed real power by saying "NO WATER WHEN I AM THIRSTY IS BAD FROM MY BROTHER!"

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Michael Brown

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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A man made a sandwich.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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