What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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