- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

justin bieber

Nicolas Cage

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

i like tits

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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