- Anti Joke

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.