I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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