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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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