- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

vbh

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

The Pope

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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