This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

woman's rights

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

hipsters

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Good boy

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

E= McVagina

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

I've got a dig bick

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Anti Joke

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