Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

all these jokes suck ass

I dont know, are you a tomato?

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Roey Jegen

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What is 9 + 10? 21

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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