four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

Good boy

E= McVagina

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

I've got a dig bick

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

hipsters

all these jokes suck ass

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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