Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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*insert joke here*

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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ass in my face ? no

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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WNBA

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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woman's rights

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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hipsters

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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