why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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ass in my face ? no

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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WNBA

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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