if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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