So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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