- Anti Joke

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane