- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

I said I hate niiggers

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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