- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

Women.

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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