- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

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