Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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The Holocaust.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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