- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

This sentence is false.

Cleveland winning something

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

I have Alzheimer. What?

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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