Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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