How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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