- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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